oo Verizon 203 PM Q Search Heathans Dan Yesterday at 1008 AM- Today at work I found some Wild Corndogs growing in their natural habitat This was real exciting for me as I have never picked fresh corndogs before but I have no idea how to tel when they are ripe as they tasted horrible no matter how much mustard I put on them 225K Shares Like Share News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More prancingtrashcan cynicowl randomdaisy limbovulture @randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO… DUDE… DUDE NO” this plant is in fact a cattail Typha genus probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part

oo Verizon 203 PM Q Search Heathans Dan Yesterday at 1008 AM- Today at work I found some Wild Corndogs growing in their natural habitat This was real exciting for me as I have never picked fresh corndogs before but I have no idea how to tel when they are ripe as they tasted horrible no matter how much mustard I put on them 225K Shares Like Share News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More prancingtrashcan cynicowl randomdaisy limbovulture @randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO… DUDE… DUDE NO” this plant is in fact a cattail Typha genus probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and although tough can be made into a nutritious flour the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob so this person sort of had the right idea the thing is what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious out of all the edible parts of the cattail op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t and i still can’t get over that As a side note rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out which is how it disperses the seeds I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut Mememore...