Ix-mysteric-xl asked So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world biggest-gaudiest-patronuses teachers share the weird crap vour kids have done! ralsalot I'm not a teacher yet but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker? They're 11 baby-ur-a-haunted-house I'm not a teacher but a girl asked if because potatoes have more chromosomes then humans why aren't they a more complicated form of life then had an hyponuse hypothesis that humans are too dumb to understand how complex potatoes really are hab3rdash I teach 4yr olds I was holding hands with one and talking to another and all of a sudden I felt w

Ix-mysteric-xl asked So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world biggest-gaudiest-patronuses teachers share the weird crap vour kids have done! ralsalot I'm not a teacher yet but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker? They're 11 baby-ur-a-haunted-house I'm not a teacher but a girl asked if because potatoes have more chromosomes then humans why aren't they a more complicated form of life then had an hyponuse hypothesis that humans are too dumb to understand how complex potatoes really are hab3rdash I teach 4yr olds I was holding hands with one and talking to another and all of a sudden I felt wetness on my hand I looked down and the kid whose hand I was holding was trying to fit my whole hand in his mouth thequeertheywarnedyouabout I came in to a 3rd grade class to help them learn to code in Scratch and I got a thank you note that said You didn't help me but thanks insomniackittens I was a teachers aide in a kindergarter room and this one girl swore up and down that she could pick me up by my ankles but wouldn't show me because she didn't want to embarrass me This is the same child that sat on my lap so that she could sneeze in my face Every Single Time karenolivo &my girlfiend's an english teacher and whe she was trving to describe context in a ook the highschoolers kept goi LORE!!!!????' Source biggest-gaudiest-patronuses n vou mean Discussion of little kids on tumblr Mememore...