If the regular news headlines are getting you down, have a look at the "news" headlines from the alternative universe of The Onion. In The Onion Universe, orcas are put into plastic bags while their tanks are cleaned and Jesus is accidentally shot at while descending to Earth. These are the kind of absurd, farcical headlines that The Onion reports, and we can't get enough of it. So grab some snacks and get ready to transport to another, funnier world with these 20 tweets. 

Twitter thread maps out the human body's evolutionary leftovers | Dorsa Amir @DorsaAmir 1d Replying DorsaAmir Put hand flat on surface and touch pinky thumb. Do see raised band wrist there's vestigial muscle called palmaris longus used help move around trees. About 14 us don't even have this muscl

If the regular news headlines are getting you down, have a look at the "news" headlines from the alternative universe of The Onion. In The Onion Universe, orcas are put into plastic bags while their tanks are cleaned and Jesus is accidentally shot at while descending to Earth. These are the kind of absurd, farcical headlines that The Onion reports, and we can't get enough of it. So grab some snacks and get ready to transport to another, funnier world with these 20 tweets. 

Twitter thread maps out the human body's evolutionary leftovers | Dorsa Amir @DorsaAmir 1d Replying DorsaAmir Put hand flat on surface and touch pinky thumb. Do see raised band wrist there's vestigial muscle called palmaris longus used help move around trees. About 14 us don't even have this muscle anymore 2/8) present absent | Oh, and know sometimes get goosebumps cold or scared s vestigial reflex used raise body hair make appear bigger or trap an extra layer heat warmth. Some people canmore...