Put on your baseball cap and lawn-mowing sneakers because these literal jokes are fit for a dad.

stupid but clever - Text - r/Showerthoughts 8610m There is a .274 percent chance today is your birthday. Mindblowing Vote 5 Share BEST COMMENTS 10m Its 50/50. Either it is is or it aint is. Simple as that. Reply Vote 6m Unless you've just woken up from a coma or have Alzheimer's Vote 8m What if I was born on February 29? Reply Vote 5m Then there is a 100 % chance that today is not your birthday.