Every week, we bring you the funniest tweets written by women this week. Because there are some jokes that only women can tell... Enjoy!

Text - Kie @KielyHealey today I learned that jalapenos get stretch marks when they grow and now I don't have self esteem issues anymore 10:50 pm · 3 Dec 2019 · Twitter for Android 794 Retweets 6.1K Likes