The spouses of sleep-talkers know that you can expect them to say absolutely everything and anything. Some funnier, some creepier, and some more outright threatening. Some people even dedicate their social media to all the insane things their spouse says in their sleep.

Text - edited 16 hours ago Vintner42 6.4k points 18 hours ago She said I made siren noises like a fire truck one night. Woo-Wee-woo-wee.