For the sake of humanity itself we really hope this guy is some kind of comedy/creative writer, and that this DIDN'T actually occur. 

Text - iPod 6:26 PM Tweet Josh Raby @JoshRaby I say "it's fine" to which he says "FINE just stands for FUCKED UP, INSECURE, NEUROTIC, and ERROR- 15h PRONE" 578 931 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 15h His wife cackles and says "I knew that when I was 13, get with it, man!" I have been here 37 minutes. 452 765 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 15h I am then treated to a story about how they met at a McDonald's that is very short and is really only "we met at McDonald's in 1993" 457 711 Reply to Josh Raby 2 Notifications Ho