This AskReddit thread took things a different direction in the usual, pickup line-riddled forum, to instead consider the most brutal, creative approaches to cutting things off with someone. The ensuing "breakup lines" are so cutthroat that you might catch yourself laughing, cause you don't know what else to do. 

Text - SpaceCase183 16h The best one l ever heard was from a hippy chick way back in the day. If not exactly, it was really close to "I'm just a butterfly. I was then and am now. I just need to be free. Need my freedom." Fly away little butterfly. It was funny to see you on a mugshots website 30 years later. Still living free I guess... oh, you're incarcerated.