We have here a finely assembled lot of cringelords who fancy themselves modern gents, with deep pockets filled with unnecessarily long words; and beneath all that, wild insecurities and genuine rudeness. Just cause you write something out in a way that sounds pretty, doesn't mean you're off the hook, for lashing out seconds later with a fiery round of profanity-laced verbal assault. Of this lot, I think that Phil's the MVP. "Is that clear?" 

Text - you're a girl Today 6:49 pm Hey what's up? *Straightens tie* Hi I'm here to see if you can let me join the Arsenal FC fan chat? Hi I'm nice to meet you Hi I'm can I join or can I not? sure what's your name? combs back hair* sure, you can join if you want, but where do you live you're a girl I'm not com

We have here a finely assembled lot of cringelords who fancy themselves modern gents, with deep pockets filled with unnecessarily long words; and beneath all that, wild insecurities and genuine rudeness. Just cause you write something out in a way that sounds pretty, doesn't mean you're off the hook, for lashing out seconds later with a fiery round of profanity-laced verbal assault. Of this lot, I think that Phil's the MVP. "Is that clear?" 

Text - you're a girl Today 6:49 pm Hey what's up? *Straightens tie* Hi I'm here to see if you can let me join the Arsenal FC fan chat? Hi I'm nice to meet you Hi I'm can I join or can I not? sure what's your name? combs back hair* sure, you can join if you want, but where do you live you're a girl I'm not comfortable with telling you that Straightens tie* *slowly massages your breast* we both support Arsenal, you may as well tell me where you live Hi I'm, nice to meet you Hi I'm y,can I join ormore...