We have here a finely assembled lot of cringelords who fancy themselves modern gents, with deep pockets filled with unnecessarily long words; and beneath all that, wild insecurities and genuine rudeness. Just cause you write something out in a way that sounds pretty, doesn't mean you're off the hook, for lashing out seconds later with a fiery round of profanity-laced verbal assault. Of this lot, I think that Phil's the MVP. "Is that clear?" 

Text - aAX 89% 00:09 Your little face burst bliss and happiness I like your little cheeks n lips lots Thanks Will you tell me to go fuck myself instead of saying thanks next time I presumed thanks was politer But as you wish, go fuck yourself dude. No it isn't It feels like you mocked me Type a message... GIF