We're so glad that we get to be in the presence of such utter genius on the internet in this day and age. And since we could never come up with anything this clever ourselves, we'll let these Twitterusers do the talking!

Text - Ryan King @ryankingg Just seen a bird shoutin at her bairn to put his pants on then pointed at me sayin 'look the mans gonna steal ur willy'. Wtf no am no 2:56 PM - 19 Apr 2014 13,925 t 11,424