These relationships are doomed. 

cringe - Text - 3:18 PM 53% Q Search 30 minutes ago near i masturbated to porn last night and also thought about the energy and LOVE that is so FUCKING beautiful between me and this most amazing CREATURE in the galaxy named GIRLFRIEND when i CAME and then i felt kindof guilty about it and scared of what SHE MIGHT THINK so this is why i am blurting it out to the whole world so that everyone may know my deepest darkest most vulnerable secrets and all may be healed and released into the purest most