You should never expect things to go your way all the time. However the manner and variation of disappointing moments are completely unpredictable. Will you get rear-ended on your way to work? Or will your pancakes just look at you weird? There's just no way of knowing how things could go wrong.

Food - lil mic @martianmics thought id make some pancakes tonight, flipped the pancake and almost fucking shit my pants HOLY SHIT NO000 OO0000 pancake tuesday!