When somebody tells you the world is gonna roll you, you have to question whether or not you're the sharpest implement in the shed. "Bro" does not seem that sharp. We've have bad roommates and we're amazed this turned out so smoothly in favor of the revenger. Revenge is sweet.

Text - Bro was excited to be going to Costa Rica for a week in February. One of his friends parents had a condo there, and Bro and three friends were planning a trip to stay there for a week. Since their accommodations were free, they could party it up, and I overheard their plans for booze, cheap coke, and legal hookers. (I spent a lot of time in my room when Bro and his friends were over, playing video games. I have a good headset, so they must have assumed I was playing away, rather than list