It turns out that being eternally bound to someone can have its ups and downs and that makes these funny tweets way too real.

Text - tomsauced @trojansauce Follow [about to have sex] WIFE: what happened to all the condoms?! [cut to] ME: *making balloon animals at work* [cut back ME: affair RETWEETS LIKES 318 954 1:04 AM -11 Nov 2016 5 t 318 954