It turns out that being eternally bound to someone can have its ups and downs and that makes these funny tweets way too real.

Text - Rodney Lacroix@moooooog35 5 Oct 2015 Kids: What's for dinner? Me: We're having hair. Wife: IT'S BLACK BEAN PASTA. Me: Oh. It's black bean pasta. Me: [mouths to kids] Hair. 111 29