It turns out that being eternally bound to someone can have its ups and downs and that makes these funny tweets way too real.

Text - Rob Follow @rockymomax WIFE: let's see a movie ME: I know something better we can do in the dark *winks* [cut to me destroying her in laser tag] ME: WWWOOO000000 RETWEETS LIKES 285 835 10:04 AM-23 Dec 2016 t 285 835