If you've ever been on our site, chances are that you're familiar with our affection for dad jokesand amusing parenting tidbits. James Breakwell's Twitteris a beautiful amalgam of both. We dare you not to smile at these funky tweets.

Text - James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn Follow Me: Put away your toy phone. 6-year-old: I can't. This is my job. Me: Are you making fun of me? 6: Hold on. I have to tweet that. 1:58 PM -3 Mar 2017 t2,203 11,490