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you must be the square root of negative one 'cause i feel irrati...
you must be the square root of negative one \'cause i feel i -
There's definitely a learning curve
There\'s definitely a learning curve -
Went past a cop wasn't speeding
Went past a cop wasn\'t speeding -
Why It's easier to say you're antisocial…
Why It\'s easier to say you\'re antisocial… -
Enters cash cab Doesn't want to play
Enters cash cab Doesn\'t want to play -
Glance at person in car next to you THEY'RE ALREADY STARING AT YOU
Glance at person in car next to you THEY\'RE ALREADY STARING -
start Clapping at a concert song wasn't over
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Poured a bowl of cereal no milk
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Christmas in Tokyo, Holy S%#! Run for the hills! Look it's...
Christmas in Tokyo, Holy S%#! Run for the hills! Look it\'s. -
can't tell if old clothes are stretched out or if I'm losing w...
can\'t tell if old clothes are stretched out or if I\'m los -
"how are you?" "not much"
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Wanted to be part of your world Before it was cool
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Finally get up the courage to ask out a girl you like She doesn'...
Finally get up the courage to ask out a girl you like She do -
Person responds only using one word I'm bothering them
Person responds only using one word I\'m bothering them -
See funny post on facebook Don't hit like because they'd think ...
See funny post on facebook Don\'t hit like because they\'d t -
went to class high "would you guys like to have class outside to...
went to class high \"would you guys like to have class -
Some say there aren't any dwarf women...
Some say there aren\'t any dwarf women... -
I didn't know they have a bathtub for that
I didn\'t know they have a bathtub for that -
"Wait, so Mary Magdalene wasn't a prostitute?"
\"Wait, so Mary Magdalene wasn\'t a prostitute?\" -
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looking for item that's in your hand
looking for item that\'s in your hand -
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See an acquaintance walking in front of you that you're not good...
See an acquaintance walking in front of you that you\'re not -
haters all gone hate on me
haters all gone hate on me -
kissed a girl didn't get cooties
kissed a girl didn\'t get cooties -
Hi I'm Sean Oquin
Hi I\'m Sean Oquin -
Make self-deprecating joke people respond "Aww" instead of laug...
Make self-deprecating joke people respond \"Aww\" -
Fevereiro e nada
Fevereiro e nada -
Scumbag rebounder
Scumbag rebounder -
stuck behind car nat a green light refuse to honk
stuck behind car \nat a green light refuse to honk -
I DON'T ALWAYS TRIP AND FALL BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN FRONT OF TH...
I DON\'T ALWAYS TRIP AND FALL BUT WHEN I DO, IT\'S IN FRONT -
Contribute comment to conversation spend Rest of day silent and t...
Contribute comment to conversation spend Rest of day silent -
called girlfriend by ex's name she didn't notice
called girlfriend by ex\'s name she didn\'t notice -
Leave dishes in sink for days "they need to soak"
Leave dishes in sink for days \"they need to soak\" -
Oh Facebook...
Oh Facebook... -
Bedard et sa mentalité de femme
Bedard et sa mentalité de femme -
"Sorry bro I really can't make it to your wedding.." "Perhape...
\"Sorry bro I really can\'t make it to your wedding..\& -
both make obvious eye contact from across the room act like you'...
both make obvious eye contact from across the room act like -
Not sure if gangsters like small, child bicycles Or can't afford...
Not sure if gangsters like small, child bicycles Or can\'t a -
Provides realistic environment for you to enjoy while you sleep w...
Provides realistic environment for you to enjoy while you sl -
Google yourself?
Google yourself? -
gud gick på lbs
gud gick på lbs -
It's Yossarian's time to shine, SIX cheerios!
It\'s Yossarian\'s time to shine, SIX cheerios! -
I Don't Think Our Neighbors like Our Christmas Decorations... Th...
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kissed a girl didn't get cooties
kissed a girl didn\'t get cooties -
Did you catch that wild Syracuse win last night?
Did you catch that wild Syracuse win last night? -
The Greatest Gift You Can Give Someone
The Greatest Gift You Can Give Someone -
Sleeping with pets...
Sleeping with pets... -
Got an 89.6% in a class teacher rounds up to an 'a'
Got an 89.6% in a class teacher rounds up to an \'a\' -
Soldiers wrote paragraphs about why they joined the army. Here's...
Soldiers wrote paragraphs about why they joined the army. He -
not sure if people suck or I'm just socially awkward
not sure if people suck or I\'m just socially awkward -
Can't tell if sore from workout or seriously injured
Can\'t tell if sore from workout or seriously injured -
MET THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS IN MY DREAM
MET THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS IN MY DREAM -
I don't always make advice animals but when I do, it's because ...
I don\'t always make advice animals but when I do, it\'s bec -
Mom walks in without knocking doing homework
Mom walks in without knocking doing homework -
Cooking food in break room microwave Check food and still cold. D...
Cooking food in break room microwave Check food and still co -
see someone you know walking toward you down a long empty hallway...
see someone you know walking toward you down a long empty ha -
Plays video games at a friend's house Puts games back in cases w...
Plays video games at a friend\'s house Puts games back in ca -
strange flashing lights in the sky? high-altitude surveillance ba...
strange flashing lights in the sky? high-altitude surveillan -
"Happy 18th birthday buddy, here's to 18 more!" Oh my god, I j...
\"Happy 18th birthday buddy, here\'s to 18 more!\" -
Restaurant workers make me sick. Oh, wait, no. It's their bosses...
Restaurant workers make me sick. Oh, wait, no. It\'s their b -
Ignores your calls and texts "likes" all your posts
Ignores your calls and texts \"likes\" all your po -
Wise Words from George Carlin.
Wise Words from George Carlin. -
Leave Girl's house fart the entire way home
Leave Girl\'s house fart the entire way home -
Who's guilty here?
Who\'s guilty here? -
Took someone's laundry by accident Brought it back
Took someone\'s laundry by accident Brought it back -
That's Racist!
That\'s Racist! -
Not sure if song is repeat or played in the car earlier
Not sure if song is repeat or played in the car earlier -
"Mandatory meeting with free pizza" no pizza
\"Mandatory meeting with free pizza\" no pizza -
place order in the drivethru specify it's "to go"
place order in the drivethru specify it\'s \"to go\&quo -
Should take a shower to get rid of bedhead Nah, I'll just wear a...
Should take a shower to get rid of bedhead Nah, I\'ll just w -
See funny post on facebook Don't hit like because they'd think ...
See funny post on facebook Don\'t hit like because they\'d t -
Spent the whole morning on reddit Another diem carpe'd
Spent the whole morning on reddit Another diem carpe\'d -
Was told gullible wasn't in the dictionary it wasn't
Was told gullible wasn\'t in the dictionary it wasn\'t -
get given advice, 'just be yourself.' realise you don't know w...
get given advice, \'just be yourself.\' realise you don\'t k -
Can't tell if game froze or still loading
Can\'t tell if game froze or still loading -
Dexter's Contemplation
Dexter\'s Contemplation -
