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has a crush on a girl Sends Giberish text pretending sat on phone...
has a crush on a girl Sends Giberish text pretending sat on -
Tells a cute girl class is cancelled Invited over for muffins
Tells a cute girl class is cancelled Invited over for muffi -
racoon's take on overuse of scumbag
racoon\'s take on overuse of scumbag -
Daughter to be born on 4/20 Wife's okay with calling her Mary Jane
Daughter to be born on 4/20 Wife\'s okay with calling her Ma -
Complains about boss to new co-worker "That's my dad."
Complains about boss to new co-worker \"That\'s my dad. -
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after seeing the female version of "no shave november" posts
after seeing the female version of \"no shave november\ -
I don't always read the directions on toothpaste but when I do, ...
I don\'t always read the directions on toothpaste but when I -
7-Eleven is giving out free slurpees today there aren't any 7-el...
7-Eleven is giving out free slurpees today there aren\'t any -
You know you hate it too.
You know you hate it too. -
When your busted
When your busted -
"I'm taking a break from facebook" New duck face picture 20 mi...
\"I\'m taking a break from facebook\" New duck fac -
Waitress gets order wrong Well i guess that sounded good too
Waitress gets order wrong Well i guess that sounded good too -
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"Yeah dude, I can DJ at your party" Brings laptop, opens up to ...
\"Yeah dude, I can DJ at your party\" Brings lapto -
I randomed meepo you better fucking repick no, i'm gonna try him
I randomed meepo you better fucking repick no, i\'m gonna tr -
I Don't always smoke blunts But when I do, it's someone else's
I Don\'t always smoke blunts But when I do, it\'s someone el -
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shoe came untied, had to re-tie it now it's tighter than the oth...
shoe came untied, had to re-tie it now it\'s tighter than th -
Go to work "Tolerence break"
Go to work \"Tolerence break\" -
Looks like FedEx hired some comedians…
Looks like FedEx hired some comedians… -
Write a code Teacher complains you didn't do it his way
Write a code Teacher complains you didn\'t do it his way -
the police are after me in line at starbucks. i'm going to buy t...
the police are after me in line at starbucks. i\'m going to -
Dispose of broken glass at the beach
Dispose of broken glass at the beach -
If you can't Kellonit....
If you can\'t Kellonit.... -
telephoning on hands-free earphones hold up microphone so noone t...
telephoning on hands-free earphones hold up microphone so no -
Eats even the gross vegetables I won't let you down starving kid...
Eats even the gross vegetables I won\'t let you down starvin -
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Buys cute girl from class coffee doesn't need coffee anymore due...
Buys cute girl from class coffee doesn\'t need coffee anymor -
doesn't feel well mid-lecture Asks to go to the nurse
doesn\'t feel well mid-lecture Asks to go to the nurse -
GF: "How pudgy am I on a scale of 1 to 10?" get a bigger scale
GF: \"How pudgy am I on a scale of 1 to 10?\" get -
types just enough that you can't read the thumbnail shitty punch...
types just enough that you can\'t read the thumbnail shitty -
I don't always work weekends
I don\'t always work weekends -
Shit, I have chewed my bone to pieces Now I must chew on your boner
Shit, I have chewed my bone to pieces Now I must chew on you -
Not sure if I hate my job Or just "work" in general
Not sure if I hate my job Or just \"work\" in gene -
Do something nice for a girl Think she's obligated to have sex w...
Do something nice for a girl Think she\'s obligated to have -
Treasures From the Attic
Treasures From the Attic -
Oh, this is your first year being single on valentine's day? sou...
Oh, this is your first year being single on valentine\'s day -
Not Sure if speaking up in class because I'm the only one that k...
Not Sure if speaking up in class because I\'m the only one t -
bad drunk night: tears, vomit, pour your heart out to him never t...
bad drunk night: tears, vomit, pour your heart out to him ne -
"Class participation is 10% of everyone's grade" Maybe I can s...
\"Class participation is 10% of everyone\'s grade\" -
How it is Living with two girls...
How it is Living with two girls... -
Have to write a big paper nothing good on reddit today
Have to write a big paper nothing good on reddit today -
If you don't vote don't complain
If you don\'t vote don\'t complain -
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give a few bucks to the homeless guy in the downtown plaza he's...
give a few bucks to the homeless guy in the downtown plaza -
No Cat Meme for Me
No Cat Meme for Me -
MY GIRLFRIEND IS LIKE MY FERRARI I DON't have a Ferrari
MY GIRLFRIEND IS LIKE MY FERRARI I DON\'t have a Ferrari -
House is too big... WiFi won't reach all the way across
House is too big... WiFi won\'t reach all the way across -
Everyone lay your reports on the table I'll walk across them and...
Everyone lay your reports on the table I\'ll walk across the -
Teacher doing Roll CAll Responds with, n"what up?"
Teacher doing Roll CAll Responds with, \n\"what up?\&qu -
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes...
And if the band you\'re in starts playing different tunes... -
I don't want to live on this planet any more
I don\'t want to live on this planet any more -
Willa's world
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Get caught staring at girl Casually begin to look at everyone in...
Get caught staring at girl Casually begin to look at everyo -
Has crush on cute girl Imagine life together as a married couple
Has crush on cute girl Imagine life together as a married co -
"Face Massager"
\"Face Massager\" -
see black guy walking down the street and realize you're going t...
see black guy walking down the street and realize you\'re go -
Wears a sweater all day Doesn't change shirt the next day becaus...
Wears a sweater all day Doesn\'t change shirt the next day b -
Not sure if this lens was better Or worse
Not sure if this lens was better Or worse -
I don't always play AD Carry But when I do, I make sure to go 0-17
I don\'t always play AD Carry But when I do, I make sure to -
Lend him a book actually reads it
Lend him a book actually reads it -
Proof read message to intellectual girl you're trying to impress...
Proof read message to intellectual girl you\'re trying to im -
I usually don't go out with my friends
I usually don\'t go out with my friends -
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Got a full body massage Didn't pop a boner
Got a full body massage Didn\'t pop a boner -
The Hound's Diet
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Notices your presentation isn't long enough Asks you lots of que...
Notices your presentation isn\'t long enough Asks you lots o -
Hot air Balloon
Hot air Balloon -
IF we ever adopt, it has to be a boy I don't want you losing int...
IF we ever adopt, it has to be a boy I don\'t want you losin -
If you're wondering if your man wants a BJ Yes. All day. All the...
If you\'re wondering if your man wants a BJ Yes. All day. Al -
notices a girl's whistle and ask if it's a rape whistle. she sa...
notices a girl\'s whistle and ask if it\'s a rape whistle. s -
FLUORINE THE SLUT "IT'LL BOND WITH ANYTHING!"
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This crow has a Tophat your argument is invalid
This crow has a Tophat your argument is invalid -
"Almost fucked this chick" Every night
\"Almost fucked this chick\" Every night -
If you can't support yourself You can't support a kid
If you can\'t support yourself You can\'t support a kid -
Hey, how many bones do you have in your body? umm... 206? want on...
Hey, how many bones do you have in your body? umm... 206? wa -
asks if his mom loves him "as a friend"
asks if his mom loves him \"as a friend\" -
I don't always eat Taco Bell But when I do, I have crippling dia...
I don\'t always eat Taco Bell But when I do, I have cripplin
