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On the path to being grown and sexy all women will go thru a cheese, cracker, grape and apricot platter phase. I see u, baby girl. Grown. Mature. Sophisticated. Appetizer looking like a still life painting. Put out some red wine, bam. Now u a grown and se
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New pupper meets old soul Pic reddit uScotty367 @DrSmashlove On the path to being grown and sexy all women will go thru a cheese cracker grape and apricot platter phase I see u baby girl Grown Mature Sophisticated Appetizer looking like a still life painting Put out some red wine bam Now u a grown and sexy hostess U hit some bumps on the way here but u here now U made it U serving an appetizer that looks aesthetically wondrous However there is one small problem Just one U ready? NOBODY WANT CRACKERS AND CHEESE BRUV YUCK LMAO Let me upgrade u U wanna serve something everyone will rave about? U wanna serve something people will love with all they heart? U wanna be the Belle of the MF Ball? HUMMUS AND GUACAMOLE Do not over complicate this Do not get creative Do not ruin a perfect thing Hummus
New pupper meets old soul Pic reddit uScotty367 @DrSmashlove On the path to being grown and sexy all women will go thru a cheese cracker grape and apricot platter phase I see u baby girl Grown Mature Sophisticated Appetizer looking like a still life painting Put out some red wine bam Now u a grown and sexy hostess U hit some bumps on the way here but u here now U made it U serving an appetizer that looks aesthetically wondrous However there is one small problem Just one U ready? NOBODY WANT CRACKERS AND CHEESE BRUV YUCK LMAO Let me upgrade u U wanna serve something everyone will rave about? U wanna serve something people will love with all they heart? U wanna be the Belle of the MF Ball? HUMMUS AND GUACAMOLE Do not over complicate this Do not get creative Do not ruin a perfect thing Hummusand guac In two separate bowls In between? Them thin crispy salty tortilla chips and if u really can’t fight the urge to be fancy some veggies to dip That’s it “Wow the Camembert in that cheese cracker grape and apricot platter was absolutely delectable” - no human being ever “OMG I COULD BATHE IN GUAC AND HUMMUS LIKE LITERALLY BATHE ME IN A VAT OF GUAC AND HUMMUS AND RUB IT ON MY CHEST AND SHAMPOO MY HAIR WITH IT LOL DAMN IT’S GONEOMG AMANDA BROUGHT OUT MORE SORRY BRB ☺️” - everyone Guac and hummus U could be the worst cook ever - don’t een matter - all the guests already gon be full off of guac And hummus 🤗 Aight? I just upgraded u When u host the best holiday party ever next week and nobody can een explain why and they just speechless like “AMANDA OMG THIS PARTY WAS AMAZING U R MARTHA STEWART LOL” just do me one favor Just one Say “smashy taught me” BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂 Mememore...

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