Chinese Sick Leave Ho Chow calls into work and say 'Hey I no come work today really sick Got headache stomach ache and legs hurt I no come work' The boss says 'You know something Ho Chow I really need you today When I feel sick like you do I go to my wife and ask her for sex That makes everything better and I go to work You try that' Two hours later Ho Chow calls again do what you say and feel great I be at work soon You got nice house Adult Humour Meme