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Julia Carpenter @juliaccarpenter This is what happens when we let men write books artuai aenture tnat ne aiscreetly wrapped in a Kleenex and cked in i pocket of his suit coat when he thougnt sUN wasn't watching But she was for the bathroom door didn't altogether close due to the old frame of the house settling over the centuries and she had to sit on the toilet some minutes waiting for the pee to come Men they were able to conjure it up immedi- ately that was one of their powers that thunderous splashing as they stood lordly above the bowl Everything about them was more direct their insides weren't the maze women's were for the pee to find its way through Sulin waitinơ nppked na the back nt t his What the hell her 111en this dirty at daum eath helvirlhood' 以 to
Julia Carpenter @juliaccarpenter This is what happens when we let men write books artuai aenture tnat ne aiscreetly wrapped in a Kleenex and cked in i pocket of his suit coat when he thougnt sUN wasn't watching But she was for the bathroom door didn't altogether close due to the old frame of the house settling over the centuries and she had to sit on the toilet some minutes waiting for the pee to come Men they were able to conjure it up immedi- ately that was one of their powers that thunderous splashing as they stood lordly above the bowl Everything about them was more direct their insides weren't the maze women's were for the pee to find its way through Sulin waitinơ nppked na the back nt t his What the hell her 111en this dirty at daum eath helvirlhood' 以 to you gave th Aite to crawl back in She only on a chair 1En <p><a href=httpgarbashianstumblrcompost163421432782jerseydevilslesbianlover-pidge-gunson class=tumblr_blog>garbashians<a><p><blockquote> <p><a href=httpsjerseydevilslesbianlovertumblrcompost163348431636pidge-gunson-neko-crimson-what-the-actual class=tumblr_blog>jerseydevilslesbianlover<a><p> <blockquote> <p><a href=httppidge-gunsontumblrcompost163341045830neko-crimson-what-the-actual-fuck-men-dont class=tumblr_blog>pidge-gunson<a><p> <blockquote> <p><a href=httpsneko-crimsontumblrcompost163339887592what-the-actual-fuck class=tumblr_blog>neko-crimson<a><p> <blockquote><p>what the actual fuck<p><blockquote> <p>Men don’t know women can pee<p> <blockquote> <p>ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body<p> <blockquote> <p>i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System<p> <blockquote> <p>I mean yes this this guy can&rsquot write for shit but have you forgotten how EL James writes?<p><p>&ldquoMy subconscious looks on with approval her normally pursed mouth smiling and I am the supreme puppet master”<p><p>&quotI must be the color of the communist manifesto&rdquo<p><p> &ldquoWhy are we looking at a playroom? I am mystified &lsquoYou want to play on your Xbox?&rsquo I ask He laughs loudly&rdquo<p><p>&ldquoWhy hasn&rsquot he given me back my panties? I steal into the bathroom bewildered by my lack of underwear&rdquo<p><p>&ldquoMy anxiety level has shot up several magnitudes on the Richter scale&rdquo<p><p>&ldquoOh the sweet agony… his hands clasp my hips He sets a punishing rhythm - in out and he reaches around and finds my clitoris massaging me… oh jeez I can feel myself quicken&rdquo<p><p>You could just as easily use her to say we should let women write books<p> Mememore...

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