Me explaining my plan to steal karma Welcome to the Ultra-Long Big Schlong *hits bong took w ay too long Cake Day Meme now in dark theme devised and written by ulawrence_jacobs I've had to divide it into four parts So read down and then move a column along as indicated by the arrows This took way too long so I hope you like it My dad's reaction The rest of Reddit after realizing the meme is now over 50 panels Not bad kid My mum's reaction Everything I've learnt after a year on Reddit But then they realise they missed the hidden message in the FBI panel in column 1 High effort meme The ability to speak does not make yguintellegent Ðœe Me aces the test by writing this for every question True YES I Am NOW SHUT UP RE YOU you dare oppose GOING To SLEEP? On my way to Reddit HQ

Me explaining my plan to steal karma Welcome to the Ultra-Long Big Schlong *hits bong took w ay too long Cake Day Meme now in dark theme devised and written by ulawrence_jacobs I've had to divide it into four parts So read down and then move a column along as indicated by the arrows This took way too long so I hope you like it My dad's reaction The rest of Reddit after realizing the meme is now over 50 panels Not bad kid My mum's reaction Everything I've learnt after a year on Reddit But then they realise they missed the hidden message in the FBI panel in column 1 High effort meme The ability to speak does not make yguintellegent Мe Me aces the test by writing this for every question True YES I Am NOW SHUT UP RE YOU you dare oppose GOING To SLEEP? On my way to Reddit HQ But then they reach the end of the hidden messages and You've almost missed your cakeday it was all worth it Road safety laws prepare to be ignored! Hero's a little lesson in trickery Missing my cakeday Insomnia Jam speed Everything I've learnt after a year and a day on Reddit One of the speedbum ps screams* High effort OC cakeday Me ame at a Reality can be whatever I want The teacher trying to Mama Just killed a man read the test Ultra-long big schlong hits bong cakeday meme ThanksInsomnia I decide to dedicate the rest of the night to making the longest ever cakeday meme Holy shit you fucking killed him dude Instagram bad Fortnite bad Nestlé bad PETA bad Keanu Reeves good Marvel good Bob Ross good Spongebob good Danny Devito good Shrek is love Shrek is life I finally arrive at Reddit HQ and ask for some karma to make up for missing my cakeday Reddit Admins Thomas had nevef Seen such bulilshit before Sometimes you gotta get your hands dirty *School finishes and I go home for the first time in two days The brain cells in charge of my sleep schedule knowing I have a math test tomorrow Мy рarents Y MOU -Is this guy a retard? Where haye you been? Ме Are you delusional? Do you suffer from a mental illiness? My parents Every other brain cell Everybody thought youwire dead Weldon't do that here *I tell them about my perfect math test score* Мe I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that All the memes wanting to be included at some point activate instant kill Instagram normies when they see the watermark and they can't steal my memes Perhaps I treated you too harshly Me knowing that would News *As a reward they let me finish my cakeday meme* Мe never work ulawrence_jacobs Admins the people Death is a prefer able alternative to Communism You are the enemy I am inevitable Suddenly I remember the math test I have today that I mentioned in panel 6 of part 1 and I need to get to school or l'll be given a detention* Now this is an Avengers level threat I realise that they're not going to give me karma and that I probably should leave in case they use force* We're in the Endgame now l open PowerPoint on my laptop and load in all 242 images and textboxes* He's right you know Now I need a way to decide which memes to include My computer - I can't Not again I figure out that if I take a shortcut by jumping the fence around an abandoned house that's probably a drug den l Today I lost more than you could know The council will decide your fate make it to school on time* I'm not strong enough Me waiting for my computer to stop loading IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT Me *calls all of my friends to I love democracy You know I'm something of a scientist myself come and save me* This guy when he finds out he features in the meme No one No one No one No one No one Only my Minecraft girlfriend shows up and we decide to stay and fight* Hey as long as it works I finally finish my meme but it's too big to upload to Reddit* successfully jump the fence* Nick Fury when he finds out he's not in the meme Parkour! recognise thecouncil has made a decision but given-that it's a stupid-assdecision I've elected to ignore it The rest of the memes DJ KHALED SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS praying they get included Mount We were on the verge of greatness I'm fast I'm very fast We charge into battle* These guys when they find out they all get featured together We were this close I have to split it into 4 parts and use some dodgy image compression site that probably installed a virus on my computer Wait That'sbevandan absolute win fitness isn't just a hobby it's a lifestyle Bacteria when they realise they don't get featured Parry this you fucking casual Mods *realise I make it to school on time and they're going to lose* sneak into the back of the class* Now all of China knows you're here But that means I'm now finally ready to post the Ultra-Long Big Schlong *hits bong* I'm the inviablem Everyone turns around and looks at me so that the teacher ANGRY AS FUK sees me and tells me off Jesus christ cease fire Stay back I've just made a took way too long twenty panel CAKE DAY MEME meme And I realise that with well over 100 panels it's possibly the longest meme ever made It still somehow doesn't get RUN Me hacks into their computers to give myself 69k karma* me any karma The teacher Me *sees this* you did it you Crazy son of a bitch you did it 7 Rule 7- DO NOT MENTION ANYTHING TO DO WITH KARMACAKEDAYS VOTESAWARDS S S what the cinnamon toast fuck is this We won Mr Stark Also if you count carefully there are 269 individual entities textboxes pictures etc I DONT KNOW IF THATS TRUE BUT I Too LAZY To CHECK So Also me Well well well if it aintthe Invisible Cunt The rest of the class Me *hacks into their computers to move my cakeday forward by a day That sign can't stop me because I can't read! My FBI agents The fastest Nice in the west rGenesis 42069 And on his Your chances of survival are about one in a thousand Me starts to speak* cake day ulawrence_jacobs saw all that he had made and he was satisfied and then he This is beyond science The teacher Also me *decides to start rested from all of his work using old overdone memes for no apparent reason* Me searching for another way to get free karma So you have chosen death But then I tell him I made a meme with over 69 panels The teacher itaint much but it's honest work Finally innerpeace Once I get home I realise that it's still my cakeday so l can keep karma farming hat all ol! I don't need sleep I need answers Just making more memes Well maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore Ah shit here we go again I also realise that redditors will be able to Sucking off all the gay mods so basically every mod understand abstract shapes as memes* AIseeyoute a man of eulture as well Me are you still going to give me a detention? Teacher l also start making ultra-meta memes that THE END IS HERE only a few people will understand Going to Reddit HQ and stealing karma The end of my passion projectthe bane of my sleep schedule ulawrence jacobs This final weird panel No I don't think I will The other three panels Evolution ar CHuman Bra You can understand this ac Presenting The Ultra-Long Big Schlong *hits bong* took w a y too long Mega Meme! Enjoy! Mememore...