What we say Horrible hack Temporary workaround It's broken It has a few issues Obscure Self-documenting That's why it's an What we mean Horrible hack that I didn't write Horrible hack that I wrote There are bugs in your code There are bugs in my code Someone else's code doesn't have comments My code doesn't have comments It's my favorite language and it's really easy to do awesome language something in it You're thinking in the It's my favorite language and it's really hard to do wrong mindset I can read this Perl script I can't read this Perl script Bad structure Complex structure Bug Out of scope Clean solution We need to rewrite it emacs is better than vi vi is better than emacs IMHO Legacy code something in it wrote this Perl script I

What we say Horrible hack Temporary workaround It's broken It has a few issues Obscure Self-documenting That's why it's an What we mean Horrible hack that I didn't write Horrible hack that I wrote There are bugs in your code There are bugs in my code Someone else's code doesn't have comments My code doesn't have comments It's my favorite language and it's really easy to do awesome language something in it You're thinking in the It's my favorite language and it's really hard to do wrong mindset I can read this Perl script I can't read this Perl script Bad structure Complex structure Bug Out of scope Clean solution We need to rewrite it emacs is better than vi vi is better than emacs IMHO Legacy code something in it wrote this Perl script Ididn't write this Perl script Someone else's code is badly organized My code is badly organized The absence of a feature I like The absence of a feature I don't like It works and I understand it It works but I don't understand it It's too peaceful here let's start a flame war It's too peaceful here let's start a flame war You are wrong It works but no one knows how XACquitAVVESCIESCIAC Idon't know how to quit vi Someone went ahead and wrote a Programmer-English explanatory dictionary Finally I can make myself understood Mememore...