be thankful that they’re not your kids

7. We were talking about the difference between men and women, men have penises and women don’t bla bla. That one boy goes ‘my mum has a penis, too’ and we are going ‘oh no sweetie she doesn’t ‘ but he insists and it starts becoming uncomfortable. After a while he says ‘my mum HAS a penis, only it is not attached to her body, she keeps it in the drawer by the bed’ Kids-logic is so precious.