6. I’m not a teacher but I’m sure if my 1st-grade teacher was on Reddit she would tell this story.rnI just got done vaguely learning about drugs and alcohol at school, with my new found knowledge I vowed to be drug-free. My dad worked for a Heineken at the time and I knew that was beer which I was taught is alcohol which is a drug. Cue sharing time, we’re sitting in a circle talking about what our parents do, I was the first one to start. I started telling them that my dad worked for a beer company when it dawned on me….my dad was a drug dealer!rnI started crying and couldn’t articulate my words but what I did spit out was “MY DAD SELLS DRUGSâ€. Needless to say my parents were called to the sc
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6. I’m not a teacher but I’m sure if my 1st-grade teacher was on Reddit she would tell this story.rnI just got done vaguely learning about drugs and alcohol at school, with my new found knowledge I vowed to be drug-free. My dad worked for a Heineken at the time and I knew that was beer which I was taught is alcohol which is a drug. Cue sharing time, we’re sitting in a circle talking about what our parents do, I was the first one to start. I started telling them that my dad worked for a beer company when it dawned on me….my dad was a drug dealer!rnI started crying and couldn’t articulate my words but what I did spit out was “MY DAD SELLS DRUGSâ€. Needless to say my parents were called to the school and laughs were had all around when they finally got me to calm down enough to explain why I said that.more...