The spouses of sleep-talkers know that you can expect them to say absolutely everything and anything. Some funnier, some creepier, and some more outright threatening. Some people even dedicate their social media to all the insane things their spouse says in their sleep.

Text - 8.5k points 19 hours ago edited Jhaydun_Dinan A.R- "Don't rock the boat." Me - "What boat, why?" A.R-"Just. Don't. Rock. The. Boat." So what do I do?I rock her a little. A.R "Oh God, no!" Me - "What's wrong?" A.R- "There's spiders everywhere! I told you not rock the boat." Then, then she screamed, jerked around, I got kicked in the chest, and she woke up to me being winded without being able to speak.