The spouses of sleep-talkers know that you can expect them to say absolutely everything and anything. Some funnier, some creepier, and some more outright threatening. Some people even dedicate their social media to all the insane things their spouse says in their sleep.

Text - Rossakamcfreakyd 11.5k points16 hours ago edited Husband: "It's all over the floor" Me (mostly asleep and very confused): "What is?" Husband: "Candy! But it's okay, they'll get it." Me: "Who will get it?" Husband (quite happily): "The mices!"