The spouses of sleep-talkers know that you can expect them to say absolutely everything and anything. Some funnier, some creepier, and some more outright threatening. Some people even dedicate their social media to all the insane things their spouse says in their sleep.

Text - TheFire_Eagle 15.2k points 17 hours ago edited 8 hours My ex wife once said "We'll see how fucking funny you think it is when you're dead" in the middle of the night. Not mumbled. Fully articulated in a calm voice. Scared the shit out of me. Current wife once indignantly shouted "I can't poop here! Everyone is watching!" And I do mean shouted. I cannot imagine how I would have reacted had I been asleep. As it was, I was playing with my iPad in bed while she slept and I about jum

The spouses of sleep-talkers know that you can expect them to say absolutely everything and anything. Some funnier, some creepier, and some more outright threatening. Some people even dedicate their social media to all the insane things their spouse says in their sleep.

Text - TheFire_Eagle 15.2k points 17 hours ago edited 8 hours My ex wife once said "We'll see how fucking funny you think it is when you're dead" in the middle of the night. Not mumbled. Fully articulated in a calm voice. Scared the shit out of me. Current wife once indignantly shouted "I can't poop here! Everyone is watching!" And I do mean shouted. I cannot imagine how I would have reacted had I been asleep. As it was, I was playing with my iPad in bed while she slept and I about jumped out ofmore...