At a certain point you just gotta cut your losses and give up on your initial pick-up strategy broheme. This guy is a prime example of a clueless dude blinded by the imagined brilliance of fruit-themed puns that only serve to earn him the stone cold shoulder from what could've been a perfectly decent match.
tinder lime pun - Text - While you're slightly behind Madeline 18 min. ago Behind what? 17 min. ago Quit while you're ahead Opposite of that Madeline 17 min. ago Why do I have a chance here? Cause that would be sublime 15 min. ago