There are times when the internet really surprises you with its out-of-the-blue creative genius. However, this is not one of those times. These poems are terrible, but who cares because this isn't your f*cking AP high school English class and no one needs to be analyzing the symbolism behind the blue curtains.
Caption that reads, "My name is Ned, now I'm a bed and if I ruffs I scare the fluffs, I cannot move I just play dead, my name is Ned and I'm a bed" above a pic of a dog with four kittens lying on top of him