Some people have very different showers that I do. When I'm in there, with the water rushing over me i do everything I can to turn my damn brain off and not think of anything. I fail to see how some of these strokes of genius come out in the way they do but, alas, here they are. More Shower Thoughts to soak in after these:Mind Blowing Shower ThoughtsFu%&ing brilliant shower thoughts20 Awesome Shower Thoughts30 Shower thoughts you never realized

Text - "Whenever Santa Claus is depicted doing the deliveries, he does one shouse then pisses off miles away. You'd think that next door would be a good next move."