You should never expect things to go your way all the time. However the manner and variation of disappointing moments are completely unpredictable. Will you get rear-ended on your way to work? Or will your pancakes just look at you weird? There's just no way of knowing how things could go wrong.

Text - trvo @trvo512 are you fucking kidding me? @McDonalds yourre gonna neep tWO HanDS Grand Mac 31/01/2017, 5:54 pm