Consider this a free session. That said, it is well within your rights to totally misinterpret these and use them to rationalize being even more selfish than you already are. But on the whole, there's some good insight here. If these don't cheer you up at all, here's some wholesome memes.

Clothing - Thiccolas @chronasty My roommate's friend always complains to her therapist about her bf so her therapist said she wouldnt do anymore sessions until she broke up with him AND THIS BITCH QUIT THERAPY LMAOOO