This story will make your roommates look like angels in comparison.
Text - Still have that popcorn? Good. Now, the 2-year lease is in my name only because Loony Lucy's credit is so shitty that nowhere in the "good" part of town would take her; she'd been living with her parents over an hour away from her job for months before we started rooming together. Hindsight tells me this is because no one else would room with her prior to me. Hindsight's a bitch So there's nothing legally preventing me from subletting the apartment for the remaining 14 months on the lease