This story will make your roommates look like angels in comparison. 

Text - Loony Lucy then mailed this strange man a key to our apartment because he was going to get into town before she got off work. You read that right: a man she talked to for only two weeks, had never actually met and whol didn't know about now had a key to our shared apartment, and she wasn't going to be there to greet him. But I was. I'm starting laundry while wearing only my Victoria's Secret robe because l'll be hopping into the shower right after. I hear the lock snick, turn around and s