It turns out that being eternally bound to someone can have its ups and downs and that makes these funny tweets way too real.

Text - Michael Follow @Home Halfway WIFE: I'm so tired of you following rules ME: Oh yeah? *moves hands on steering wheel from 10-2 to 9-3* WIFE: *tears clothes off PULL OVER RETWEETS LIKES 138 520 9:04 AM-3 Oct 2016 138 520