It turns out that being eternally bound to someone can have its ups and downs and that makes these funny tweets way too real.

Text - James Breakwell Follow @XplodingUnicorn Wife: Someone invented a laundry folding machine Me: I already have one of those. It's called a w- Wife: "death glare Me: It's called me 6:54 PM-6 Jun 2016 t 2,159 6,905