It turns out that being eternally bound to someone can have its ups and downs and that makes these funny tweets way too real.

Text - John Darby Follow @mrjohndarby Wife: I've told you, the dog CAN'T talk Me: Watch! Name an item of clothing. Dog: [pants] W: I'm leaving you D: Ah c'mon that was clever RETWEETS LIKES 69 184 7:38 PM-22 Dec 2016 1 13 69 184