It turns out that being eternally bound to someone can have its ups and downs and that makes these funny tweets way too real.

Text - Kalvin Follow @KalvinMacleod WIFE: *tightens tie* the shoes really make the man МЕ: WIFE: *tightens tie* ME: WIFE: *tightens tie* ME: *gasping* I'll take off the sandals RETWEETS LIKES 77 225 4:40 PM-27 Dec 2016 1 1 77 225