It turns out that being eternally bound to someone can have its ups and downs and that makes these funny tweets way too real.

Text - Max Dylan Ash @mynameisntdave Follow ME: honey, it's really muggy out today WIFE: if I go outside & all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving u ME: "sips coffee from bowl 8:15 PM - 15 Jun 2015 13,324 21,593