It turns out that being eternally bound to someone can have its ups and downs and that makes these funny tweets way too real.

Text - Abam Droud Follow @AdamBroud [Married sext] Wife: What are you wearing? Me: Just my underwear Wife: So you still haven't done the laundry? ME: No I have not RETWEETS LIKES 734 226 9:07 PM-21 Apr 2016 10 t 226 734