It turns out that being eternally bound to someone can have its ups and downs and that makes these funny tweets way too real.
Text - Bear Knee Sanders Follow @LeBearGirdle Wife: can you pick up milk? Me: [lifts gallon] yea it's easy Wife: I mean from the store Me: I would imagine it weighs the same there too RETWEETS LIKES 3,749 6,816 12:50 PM 22 Oct 2016 34 t3 3.7K 6.8K