It turns out that being eternally bound to someone can have its ups and downs and that makes these funny tweets way too real.

Text - The Pale Space Rider @truegritrumble Follow WIFE: Don't go into the ball pit with the kids. You always lose your keys. ME: *already in the ball pit* You're not going believe this. LIKES RETWEETS 7,268 5,739 8:54 AM-1 Sep 2016 5.7K 7.3K 36