It turns out that being eternally bound to someone can have its ups and downs and that makes these funny tweets way too real.

Text - Rob Follow @rockymomax WIFE: where's the baby ME: I traded a guy for this sandwich WIFE: what? ME: haha I'm kidding WIFE: oh thank god ME: I also got a snickers RETWEETS LIKES 115 341 9:43 AM -7 Nov 2016 3115 2 341