It turns out that being eternally bound to someone can have its ups and downs and that makes these funny tweets way too real.

Text - Br&on the Cow@Brampers andon 17 Mar 2016 FRIEND: what was the best day of ur life WIFE: our wedding day ME (thinking of the time the Coke machine gave me 2 cans instead of 1): same 1576 1.3K