You really hope this shit is real. It would take a herculean amount of willful ignorance not to notice that your significant other is leaving the house every time they need to use the bathroom, but to be fair, some couples are actually really, really terrible at communication. For those of you who like toilet stories and completely lack class, here's a hilarious airplane bathroom story.

denny's toilet - Text - Edit. Thank you to whomever decided to award my idiocy and my wifes shame with gold Edit 2. For the people asking for proof of my wife pooping....what the hell is wrong with you. You are devin to me now. Final edit. this was posted this afternoon, at 9:31 pm, after reading the comments she asked me to play video games, announced she was going to go buy bananas and turned o

You really hope this shit is real. It would take a herculean amount of willful ignorance not to notice that your significant other is leaving the house every time they need to use the bathroom, but to be fair, some couples are actually really, really terrible at communication. For those of you who like toilet stories and completely lack class, here's a hilarious airplane bathroom story.

denny's toilet - Text - Edit. Thank you to whomever decided to award my idiocy and my wifes shame with gold Edit 2. For the people asking for proof of my wife pooping....what the hell is wrong with you. You are devin to me now. Final edit. this was posted this afternoon, at 9:31 pm, after reading the comments she asked me to play video games, announced she was going to go buy bananas and turned on every faucet we have while locking herself in the bathroommore...