You really hope this shit is real. It would take a herculean amount of willful ignorance not to notice that your significant other is leaving the house every time they need to use the bathroom, but to be fair, some couples are actually really, really terrible at communication. For those of you who like toilet stories and completely lack class, here's a hilarious airplane bathroom story.

denny's toilet - Text - continues and i have no idea whats going on. "Wife...why are you at dennys at 10pm if you arent cheating with a guy.....is it, the hostess?" "I had to use the bathroom." Uncontrolled sobbing. "Wha....you had to what?" "I had to go to the bathroom." "We have a toilet, in the home we share." "I dont go when you are there

You really hope this shit is real. It would take a herculean amount of willful ignorance not to notice that your significant other is leaving the house every time they need to use the bathroom, but to be fair, some couples are actually really, really terrible at communication. For those of you who like toilet stories and completely lack class, here's a hilarious airplane bathroom story.

denny's toilet - Text - continues and i have no idea whats going on. "Wife...why are you at dennys at 10pm if you arent cheating with a guy.....is it, the hostess?" "I had to use the bathroom." Uncontrolled sobbing. "Wha....you had to what?" "I had to go to the bathroom." "We have a toilet, in the home we share." "I dont go when you are there ok, i dont like it, i cant relax with you there." "A dennys, a dennys bathroom, thats better to you than going, at our home, with me present?" Memories andmore...