You really hope this shit is real. It would take a herculean amount of willful ignorance not to notice that your significant other is leaving the house every time they need to use the bathroom, but to be fair, some couples are actually really, really terrible at communication. For those of you who like toilet stories and completely lack class, here's a hilarious airplane bathroom story.

denny's toilet - Text - Its just me, the dennys hostess and a bunch of drunk devins. She finally comes out, and has a shocked face. "How can you do this to me!" The fact that i wasnt immediately asked to leave the dennys should tell you all you need to know about dennys. My wife starts sobbing and apologizing. "You're caught, where is the guy?." "What?" "Don

You really hope this shit is real. It would take a herculean amount of willful ignorance not to notice that your significant other is leaving the house every time they need to use the bathroom, but to be fair, some couples are actually really, really terrible at communication. For those of you who like toilet stories and completely lack class, here's a hilarious airplane bathroom story.

denny's toilet - Text - Its just me, the dennys hostess and a bunch of drunk devins. She finally comes out, and has a shocked face. "How can you do this to me!" The fact that i wasnt immediately asked to leave the dennys should tell you all you need to know about dennys. My wife starts sobbing and apologizing. "You're caught, where is the guy?." "What?" "Dont do this right now, where is the guy?" "There isnt a guy." "Why are we at dennys if there isnt a guy." At this point it became clear we wermore...